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Since then, Christy has published 3,000+ articles in magazines such as Woman's World, Pregnancy, Cat Fancy, The Huffington Post, Cabin Life, Scary Mommy, Haven Homes and many more. She has contributed to twenty-eight book anthologies, including Laugh Out Loud: 40 Women Humorists Celebrate Then \u0026amp; Now...Before We Forget.Christy has won multiple writing awards, including first place in the Featured Magazine writing category in Writer's Digest's Annual Writing Competition. She also placed in the Inspiring the World Journalism Competition, was a finalist in the humor category of the Next Generation Indie Book Awards competition, and was the grand prize winner of the Greyden Press national non-fiction book writing competition, which resulted in the publication of Cabin Glory: Amusing Tales of Time Spent at the Family Retreat.Christy has written about life's precious moments and heartbreaking meltdowns. She has shared nostalgic memories and horrific tragedies. She has documented the belly laughs and ongoing hurts. She writes about it all because she recognizes that life is made up of peaks and valleys. Christy thinks it's important to find humor when we are in the midst of a valley, which is what prompted her to write this book about perimenopause.For the record, Christy's not stupid. She would choose solving the equation over wrestling the alligator because a) she has a better chance of surviving math (just barely), and b) she would bat her eyes and ask her smart engineer husband to work the equation for her. 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