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Bobby was a force--irrepressible, glamorous, unapologetically opinionated. Bobby doted on Bess; Bess adored Bobby. Then, at ninety, Bobby died. But in this debut memoir, Bobby is speaking to Bess once more, in a voice as passionate as it ever was in life. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eRecounting both family lore and family secrets, Bobby brings us four generations of indomitable women and the men who loved them. There's Bobby's mother, who traveled solo from Belarus to America in the 1880s to escape the pogroms, and Bess's mother, a 1970s rebel who always fought against convention. 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She wrote for eight years on \u003ci\u003eJimmy Kimmel Live!\u003c\/i\u003e and has written for the Emmy Awards, the Academy Awards, and the 2020 Democratic National Convention. She is the head writer and executive producer of the WGA Award-nominated \u003ci\u003eYearly Departed\u003c\/i\u003e, an Amazon Comedy Special, and is currently adapting \u003ci\u003eNobody Will Tell You This But Me\u003c\/i\u003e into a feature film with Sight Unseen Pictures.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"booksdeli.com","offers":[{"title":"Bess Kalb \/ Paperback \/ English","offer_id":47348243202205,"sku":"9780525563822","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0619\/5648\/9373\/files\/img_cd870c35-a615-4d88-b489-ba7fd8d0dad2.jpg?v=1761654794"}],"url":"https:\/\/booksdeli.com\/collections\/humor-topic-marriage-family.oembed?page=3","provider":"booksdeli.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}