The Awful Truth About the Herbert Quarry Affair

With a jangle of keys, a door opened. Herbert clanked in, his arms locked to his sides,...
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Author: Marco Ocram
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Language: English
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The Awful Truth About the Herbert Quarry Affair by Ocram, Marco

The Awful Truth About the Herbert Quarry Affair

$82.99

The Awful Truth About the Herbert Quarry Affair

$82.99
Author: Marco Ocram
Format: Paperback
Language: English

With a jangle of keys, a door opened. Herbert clanked in, his arms locked to his sides, his ankles shackled, his face a Hannibal Lecter mask. He was overjoyed to see me.


"Marco, I'm jailed day and night with murderous thugs who can't tell Schiller from Shakespeare. I'm desperate for intellectual stimulus-but you'll do for now."


TV personality Marco Ocram is the world's only self-penned character, writing his life in real time as you read it. Marco's celebrity mentor, Herbert Quarry, grooms him to be the Jackson Pollock of literature, teaching him to splatter words on a page without thought or revision.


Quarry's plan backfires when imbecilic Marco begins to type his first thought-free book: it's a murder mystery-and Herbert's caught red-handed by the butchered body of his lover.


Now Marco must write himself into a crusade to clear his friend's name. Typing the first words that come into his head, Marco unleashes a phantasmagorical catalogue of twists in his pursuit of justice, writing the world's fastest-selling book to reveal the awful truth about the Herbert Quarry affair.



Author: Marco Ocram
Publisher: Tiny Fox Press LLC
Published: 06/15/2021
Pages: 298
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.81lbs
Size: 8.25h x 5.50w x 0.67d
ISBN: 9781946501387

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