The Complete How to Speak Southern by Mitchell, Steve

The Complete How to Speak Southern

The laugh sensation that swept the nation, How to Speak Southern and More How to Speak Southern,...
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Author: Steve Mitchell
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The Complete How to Speak Southern by Mitchell, Steve

The Complete How to Speak Southern

$210.87

The Complete How to Speak Southern

$210.87
Author: Steve Mitchell
Format: Hardcover
Language: English
The laugh sensation that swept the nation, How to Speak Southern and More How to Speak Southern, is now collected in one complete-and completely hilarious-volume. Embraced by Southerners everywhere and dedicated to all Yankees in the hope that it will teach them to talk right, this uproarious book decodes "Suthun" wit and wisdom for "Nawthun" upstarts everywhere. From "aig" (a breakfast food that may be fried, scrambled, boiled, or poached) to "zackly" (as in "precisely"), here's just a sampling of what you'll find inside:

ATTAIR: Contraction used to indicate the specific item desired. "Pass me attair gravy, please."
EVERWHICHAWAYS: To be scattered in all directions. "You should have been there when the train hit that chicken truck. Them chickens flew everwhichaways."
YONTNY: Do you want any. "Yontny more corn bread?"

Funny as well as informative, this laugh-out-loud dictionary will keep you laughing and learning-no matter where you fall on the Mason-Dixon Line

Author: Steve Mitchell
Publisher: Bantam
Published: 04/25/2006
Pages: 112
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 0.45lbs
Size: 7.66h x 5.28w x 0.53d
ISBN: 9780553804782

About the Author
STEVE MITCHELL was born in North Carolinian, and worked as a columnist for the Palm Beach Post. Sam C. Rawls is a Florida cracker and was the chief cartoonist for the Palm Beach Post, and is a past president of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists.

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