The Gooner's Handbook: Intensify and Elevate Your Bate

What is gooning? Is it a trend, a trick, or true transcendence? Put yourself in the greasy...
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Author: Wynward H. Oliver
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Language: English
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The Gooner's Handbook: Intensify and Elevate Your Bate by Oliver, Wynward H.

The Gooner's Handbook: Intensify and Elevate Your Bate

$42.03

The Gooner's Handbook: Intensify and Elevate Your Bate

$42.03
Author: Wynward H. Oliver
Format: Paperback
Language: English
What is gooning? Is it a trend, a trick, or true transcendence?

Put yourself in the greasy hands of a master bator, popper pro, and gooning guru, as Wynward H. Oliver, author of Homo-Work, shares his fifty-one years of bating experience and deftly guides you to achieving an altered state of euphoria called gooning.

Take your bate to the next level and beyond! Discover the bliss of becoming a primal gooner, someone who unleashes the power of their fetishes, fantasies, and fears with wild abandon and prideful passion. From edging to trigger words, porn, intoxicants, toys, role-play, and addiction-and everything in between-learn to let go and to get your goon on.

Gooning is so much more than crossed eyes and cringe faces, gaping mouths and drooling tongues. This book dares to ask, "What if we've got gooning wrong?"

Not just a simple how-to manual, The Gooner's Handbook also answers the questions, "What for?" and "Why goon at all, if so much of it is performative and gimmicky?" It explores the intricacies of the goon, as well as examines the philosophy, psychology, and metaphysics behind such intense, transformative self-pleasure.

Whether you're a curious new-cummer or a wanking whiz, all you need to elevate your bate and fine-tune your goon is at hand.

You won't go deeper, get weirder, or become worse, until you learn how to get real.

Deny yourself no longer.

Author: Wynward H. Oliver
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: 06/25/2024
Pages: 114
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.28lbs
Size: 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.27d
ISBN: 9798327727212

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