This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It by Pargin, Jason
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It by Pargin, Jason

This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It

INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation...
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It by Pargin, Jason

This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It

$203.81
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It by Pargin, Jason

This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It

$203.81
Author: Jason Pargin
Format: Paperback
Language: English
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INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD

From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.

Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.

You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed.

Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.

Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -Washington Post

Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal

Author: Jason Pargin, David Wong
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
Published: 10/05/2021
Pages: 464
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.80lbs
Size: 8.30h x 5.40w x 1.30d
ISBN: 9781250830524

About the Author
JASON PARGIN is the New York Times bestselling author of the John Dies at the End series as well as the award-winning first book in the Zoey Ashe series, Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits, formerly published under the pseudonym David Wong. His essays at Cracked.com have been read by tens of millions of people around the world
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