How to Raise a Jewish Dog

From the authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura,...
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SKU: 9780316154666
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Author: Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminar
Format: Paperback
Language: English
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How to Raise a Jewish Dog by Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminar

How to Raise a Jewish Dog

€28,86

How to Raise a Jewish Dog

€28,86
Author: Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminar
Format: Paperback
Language: English
From the authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura, this essential "guide" is sure to be a complete howl.

Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable? 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living? 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5. Dogs are animals, does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound?

The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed the essential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog. For the first time, the same dynamic blend of passive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization and disingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can be applied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies.

Author: Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminar
Publisher: Little Brown and Company
Published: 09/05/2007
Pages: 176
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.54lbs
Size: 8.18h x 5.62w x 0.44d
ISBN: 9780316154666

About the Author
Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman are co-authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura. Weiner has been an editor of National Lampoon, a columnist for Spy, and a contributor to many magazines, including The New Yorker, the New York Times Magazine, and Davilman is a writer for television and movies. Both live in Los Angeles.


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