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You'll cry laughing through this R-rated illustrated novel, all while making that small-hands, big dick-tater feel like an even bigger loser.
Consider fact vs. fiction in a sexy satire as Donny Trump meets an emotionless sex robot - no, not that one, and not that one either! - who rivals him at his own game of lies, deception, murder, and power.
Rediscover the funny in a world where a spoiled little sh*t becomes president and his emotionally dead robot lover is secretly in control. Power, kinky sex, deception, greed? That's just the first page. You'll also encounter a who's who of liars, cheats, and perverts, along with toadstools, prenups, power, pedophiles, and yes... even a strap-on. What's real? What's not? Who cares... its all funny. (Well, except the end.)
An AI sex-bot becomes sentient. A spoiled heir becomes president. They fall in lust. What could go wrong? Political junkies, satire aficionados, Baby Boomers, Gen Xers, Millennials, and humans who enjoy humor might just glimpse a hint of the future between the lines of celebrated author Julia Berne's newest masterpiece. Her genius is revealed in the subtle way that insight into todays political reality can be delivered via side-splitting laughs.
So, turn off the politics, and turn on the mocking, biting, sexy satire that " stress like a Trump hotel stay in Russia: Trump's Hot Bot!
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