{"product_id":"agnes-were-not-murderers-9781968043087","title":"Agnes, We're Not Murderers!","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLesbian vixens from another dead world thread through moon-drenched cornfields and opulent drawing rooms in this literary horror remix of iconic gothic sagas.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eAgnes is wasting away. In a bed of velvet and silk, she dreams of death--and Mary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eMary--a wraith with bloodstained gown and mouth--drips mystery and menace. She materializes beside a lake, beneath a pear tree, outside the window. She turns servants feral and plunges the manor into anarchy. Since her arrival, nothing is right. The maids snarl. The nights grow strange. Agnes swoons.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eHer brother, Arthur, calls it a sickness. A curse. He stalks the halls with scissors in his fist. He wants purity and order. He'll strike out the unintelligible. He is not the only one. Others have begun to stir--jilted lovers, disgraced doctors, moralists with sharpened knives. The disorder is spreading. It's riotous. Contagious. They'll purify the world in flame.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eWritten partially through footnotes and with a mystery of interwoven red text, \u003ci\u003eAgnes, We're Not Murderers!\u003c\/i\u003e is an atmospheric gothic vampire journey for fans of Kathe Koja and Mark Z. Danielewski.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jessica Alexander\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Clash Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/16\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 236\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.62lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.50d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781968043087\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e 04\/13\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eLibrary Journal\u003c\/i\u003e 05\/08\/2026 pg. 1\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJessica Alexander's books include \u003ci\u003eNone of This Is an Invitation\u003c\/i\u003e (Astrophil Press, coauthored with Katie Jean Shinkle), \u003ci\u003eThat Woman Could Be You\u003c\/i\u003e (BlazeVOX books, coauthored with Vi Khi Nao), and \u003ci\u003eDear Enemy\u003c\/i\u003e (Subito Press). She lives in Chattanooga, TN.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"booksdeli.com","offers":[{"title":"Jessica Alexander \/ Paperback \/ English","offer_id":48483313746077,"sku":"9781968043087","price":27.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0619\/5648\/9373\/files\/img_e5dc39de-4d8f-4029-a952-51401bd7864c.jpg?v=1782287197","url":"https:\/\/booksdeli.com\/products\/agnes-were-not-murderers-9781968043087","provider":"booksdeli.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}