{"product_id":"i-am-not-a-vampire-anymore-9780593903162","title":"I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore)","description":"\u003cb\u003eBeing a teenager bites--literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Sink your teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut from an award-winning author.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eHer past is back for blood.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy goals for senior year were simple: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFind a prom dress I don't hate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even \u003ci\u003emore \u003c\/i\u003eamazing best friend Sarita)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaybe try not to flunk history class\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy plans did NOT include: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBabysitting a newborn vampire--who also happens to be Max's annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy Ezra\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFighting off my ex-boyfriend--who did I mention is immortal?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTurning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, \u003ci\u003enothing \u003c\/i\u003ehas been normal. What's worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAward-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Darcy Miller\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Random House Books for Young Readers\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/09\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 352\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.94lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.52h x 5.75w x 1.23d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780593903162\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAudience:\u003c\/b\u003e Young Adult\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e 03\/30\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 04\/01\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal\u003c\/i\u003e 05\/01\/2026 pg. 81\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e 06\/01\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eDarcy Miller \u003c\/b\u003eis the author of several children's books, including \u003ci\u003eRoll \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eMargot and Mateo Save the World\u003c\/i\u003e. Her Strangeville School series has appeared on multiple state awards lists and been praised by \u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews \u003c\/i\u003eas \"wonderfully weird and extremely entertaining.\" \u003ci\u003eI Am Not a Vampire (Anymore) \u003c\/i\u003eis Darcy's first novel for teens. She lives in Wisconsin with her two children, her librarian husband, and way too many pets.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"booksdeli.com","offers":[{"title":"Darcy Miller \/ Hardcover \/ English","offer_id":48449313374365,"sku":"9780593903162","price":23.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0619\/5648\/9373\/files\/img_eae3d50c-dd11-40ed-947a-9b982496a384.jpg?v=1781631898","url":"https:\/\/booksdeli.com\/products\/i-am-not-a-vampire-anymore-9780593903162","provider":"booksdeli.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}