Never Slow Dance with a Zombie

Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion meets Night of the Living Dead in this laugh-out-loud debut YA...
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Author: E. Van Lowe
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Never Slow Dance with a Zombie by Lowe, E. Van

Never Slow Dance with a Zombie

$45.28

Never Slow Dance with a Zombie

$45.28
Author: E. Van Lowe
Format: Paperback
Language: English

Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion meets Night of the Living Dead in this laugh-out-loud debut YA novel by Emmy Award-nominated TV writer E. Van Lowe

Principal Taft's 3 Simple Rules for Surviving a Zombie Uprising:

Rule #1: While in the halls, walk slowly and wear a vacant expression on your face. Zombies won't attack other zombies.

Rule #2: Never travel alone. Move in packs. Follow the crowd. Zombies detest blatant displays of individuality.

Rule #3: If a zombie should attack, do not run. Instead, throw raw steak at to him. Zombies love raw meat. This display of kindness will go a long way.

On the night of her middle school graduation, Margot Jean Johnson wrote a high school manifesto detailing her goals for what she was sure would be a most excellent high school career. She and her best friend, Sybil, would be popular and, most important, have boyfriends. Three years later, they haven't accomplished a thing

Then Margot and Sybil arrive at school one day to find that most of the student body has been turned into flesh-eating zombies. When kooky Principal Taft asks the girls to coexist with the zombies until the end of the semester, they realize that this is the perfect opportunity to live out their high school dreams. All they have to do is stay alive....

"An unabashedly silly send-up of paranormal romance novels." - Strange Horizons

Author: E. Van Lowe
Publisher: Tor Teen
Published: 08/18/2009
Pages: 256
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.50lbs
Size: 8.10h x 5.40w x 0.70d
ISBN: 9780765320407
Audience: Young Adult

Accelerated Reader:
Reading Level: 4.4
Point Value: 9
Interest Level: Middle Grade Plus
Quiz #/Name: 133574 / Never Slow Dance with a Zombie


Review Citation(s):
Booklist 09/01/2009 pg. 87
Voice of Youth Advocates 12/01/2009 - Recommended - Readable
Bulletin of Ctr for Child Bks 12/01/2009
School Library Journal 01/01/2010 pg. 106

About the Author

E. VAN LOWE was born in New York City and moved to Los Angeles to attend graduate school. He cowrote the Academy Award-nominated short film Cadillac Dreams, and was a writer for many TV shows, including The Cosby Show, Knight Rider, and Even Stevens. He was nominated for an Emmy for his work on Even Stevens. Never Slow Dance with a Zombie is his first novel for young adults.




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