{"product_id":"not-all-himbos-wear-capes-a-superherovillain-mm-romance-9798359274258","title":"Not All Himbos Wear Capes: A Superhero\/Villain MM Romance","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eXander\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBig City is supposedly the place where dreams come true. As someone just trying to live my life, I can tell you, it's more like a recurring nightmare where dreams get c*ckblocked at every turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEspecially if you're a supervillain like me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe irony is that I have zero powers, despite coming from purebred villain stock, but try telling that to Big City's beloved hero, Captain Masculine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis himbo is ruining my research, and if his firepower doesn't kill me, the sight of him in Lycra surely will. Luckily-or unluckily, in my opinion-my bestie just signed me up for the Bangers dating app and found my perfect match.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf this isn't the start of my villain arc, I don't know what is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eButch\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's hard feeling like I have to wear a mask every day-that the only value I bring to the table is the sparkling image others have created for me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSuch is the life of being Captain Masculine, Big City's greatest superhero. This is the existence I was destined for, and I will gladly defend this city against every threat to its people.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcept Doctor Antihero.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've seen countless villains come and go, but something about Antihero intrigues me more than the usual hero-villain encounters should.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's because of him that I impulsively signed up for a dating app, hoping a meaningless fling with a local normie will help get my head back in the game. The truth is, what I really want is someone who \u003ci\u003esees\u003c\/i\u003e me-the man behind the mask.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut that's a luxury no superhero can afford.\u003cbr\u003e--- \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eNot All Himbos Wear Capes\u003c\/b\u003e is an MM romance between a superhero and a villain. Our men find other men in tight supersuits incredibly attractive. Sometimes, they keep these supersuits on while engaging in explicit extracurricular activities with each other (and sometimes they even use bad words!). \u003cb\u003eThis is not your kid's superhero book. \u003c\/b\u003eThis is \u003ci\u003eSin City\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Boys \u003c\/i\u003ehaving a love child with extra spicy Spideypool and is \u003cb\u003emeant for 18+ adults\u003c\/b\u003e who can handle such things. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe \u003cb\u003eVillainous Things\u003c\/b\u003e series contains standalone books (each with HEAs) that feature interconnected characters and an overarching plot. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e---\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCONTENT \u0026amp; TROPES (see full list of CW\/TW in the frontmatter and at the author's website): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMM romance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDual POV\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuperheroes\/villains\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrumpy\/sunshine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStar-crossed lovers + fated mates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLovers-to-enemies-to-lovers (yup)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHurt\/comfort + found family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMM romance (in case you missed that part)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlus suspenseful plot + save-the-world epicness for pizazz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePOTENTIAL TRIGGERS: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSweary dialogue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNaughty irreverent humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExtremely morally gray characters with moments of psychotic ideation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExtra spicy extracurricular activities (see inside book and at the author's website for specifics)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMinor gore in villain lair and during hero\/villain battle scenes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eControlling + neglectful parents with some physical (superpowered) abuse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLack of autonomy + indentured servitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRestraints (not the fun kind)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDetailed descriptions of humans' negative effects on coastal wildlife (specifically with pollution and including a seagull autopsy with details of the contents of its stomach)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e C. Rochelle\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/20\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 424\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.92lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.86d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798359274258\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"booksdeli.com","offers":[{"title":"C. 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