{"product_id":"on-second-thought-maybe-ill-live-9781038350060","title":"On Second Thought Maybe I'll Live","description":"Robert Robert Robertson wants to commit suicide-and not just because of his stupid name. Determined to end it all and armed with a backpack full of stolen cash, Robert heads to the Utah desert for one last hurrah. But being inept, impulsive, and ill-tempered, he not only blows the attempt, he also blows up his life in the process.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNow with no money, no friends, and the twenty-nine year old woman of his dreams out of his forty-nine year old reach, Robert must deal with the consequences of his actions. After a lifetime of bad behavior, will he learn to forgive his parents for being so boring? Will he win back the woman he loves? Will he pay the price for stealing all that money?\u003cbr\u003eRobert is about to go on a painful journey of growth, but on the bright side-he does get to shoot a bad guy along the way.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Dallas Lacey\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e FriesenPress\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/27\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 258\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.77lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.58d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781038350060\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eLacey, Dallas:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - Dallas Lacey got his start writing when he couldn't sleep one evening and penned a humorous Dear Penthouse letter as a joke. Now, he lives in Coquitlam, British Columbia with his wife and two cats. He enjoys building LEGO sets, drumming, and writing a new, original whiteboard message every day for his co-workers and Instagram followers.","brand":"booksdeli.com","offers":[{"title":"Dallas Lacey \/ Paperback \/ English","offer_id":47792904175773,"sku":"9781038350060","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0619\/5648\/9373\/files\/img_6bba4bab-77fc-4d36-8307-8764fcbebecb.jpg?v=1774984530","url":"https:\/\/booksdeli.com\/products\/on-second-thought-maybe-ill-live-9781038350060","provider":"booksdeli.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}