{"product_id":"snarky-crochet-irreverent-patterns-jokes-puns-for-silly-stitchers-9780760399682","title":"Snarky Crochet: Irreverent Patterns, Jokes \u0026 Puns for Silly Stitchers","description":"\u003cb\u003eCraft your sass into every stitch with the hilariously irreverent patterns and crochet fun waiting for you in \u003ci\u003eSnarky Crochet\u003c\/i\u003e! \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf you've ever wanted to say what you really think--without actually saying it--\u003ci\u003eSnarky Crochet \u003c\/i\u003ehas you covered. From viral crochet creator Lisa Ha (@gettohookingcrochet), this bold and \u003cb\u003ebrilliantly petty pattern book \u003c\/b\u003eis designed for makers who want to turn their feelings into fiber. Whether it's pettiness, irritation, heartbreak, or straight-up spite, there's a project here to help you stitch it out with sass. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWith 15 lippy crochet patterns that blend sarcasm, humor, and passive-aggressive charm, \u003ci\u003eSnarky Crochet\u003c\/i\u003e redefines what a craft book can be. Along with the patterns, you'll find a hefty supply of crochet jokes, practical listicles, and must-learn tips, like how you can keep crocheting when surrounded by idiots. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eInside this one-of-a-kind book, you'll find: \u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e15 cheeky patterns\u003c\/b\u003e, including the Middle Finger Cactus, Spite Stripe Scarf, Cat Butt Coasters, and more!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBeginner-accessible instructions\u003c\/b\u003e so anyone can join the petty party--no matter their skill level.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTips for customizing\u003c\/b\u003e projects to throw even more shade with your stitches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eListicles, jokes, and fiber puns\u003c\/b\u003e for endless crochet fun!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eInspiration\u003c\/b\u003e for gifts, gag projects, and yarn-fueled emotional catharsis.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach pattern is an outlet--whether you're crocheting a revenge project for an ex-friend, or just need a reason to cackle while you craft. Lisa's voice is equal parts hilarious and empowering, inviting you to be unapologetically yourself and have fun with your yarn. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePerfect for Gen Z crafters, punk-hearted fiber artists, and anyone who's tired of pastel bunnies and cozy clichés, \u003ci\u003eSnarky Crochet \u003c\/i\u003eis a celebration of humor, honesty, and handmade rebellion. Use it to start conversations, get a laugh, or just vent in the most productive (and passive-aggressive) way possible. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBecause sometimes the best way to heal--or roast someone--is one stitch at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Lisa Ha\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Walter Foster Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/05\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 128\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.84lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.40h x 7.90w x 0.40d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780760399682\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eLike parents who hide puréed cauliflower in mac and cheese to get their kids to eat vegetables, \u003cb\u003eLisa Ha\u003c\/b\u003e uses comedy as the secret ingredient to get more people interested in crochet. A crochentertainer (crochet + entertainer) known as Get to Hooking Crochet on social media, her irreverent tongue-in-cheek humor is broadly enjoyed by audiences across the globe, whether they crochet (yet) or not. Born in the US into a large, boisterous family of Vietnam War refugees, Lisa was taught to crochet at age eight by one of her many aunts and never stopped. Her dry humor and approachable teaching style help make the ancient art of \"hooking\" accessible to total beginners while keeping things interesting for seasoned pros. At her home in Virginia, Lisa treasures her yarn stash, her collection of nerdy amigurumi, her husband, and her favorite handmade creations: her children--all in reverse order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"booksdeli.com","offers":[{"title":"Lisa Ha \/ Paperback \/ English","offer_id":48230923239581,"sku":"9780760399682","price":23.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0619\/5648\/9373\/files\/img_825d60f2-aae3-442b-94f6-17fbab445199.jpg?v=1778577444","url":"https:\/\/booksdeli.com\/products\/snarky-crochet-irreverent-patterns-jokes-puns-for-silly-stitchers-9780760399682","provider":"booksdeli.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}