{"product_id":"stairway-to-the-stars-gb-23159","title":"Stairway to the Stars","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStairway to the Stars\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFarmer was uncomfortable. He was almost always uncomfortable, for\r\nvarious reasons; though it rarely if ever occurred to him, as he\r\nconsidered each individual irritant, that this was his normal state of\r\nexistence. Right now he was acutely conscious of how ridiculous it must\r\nlook for him to be making love to an octopus, but he was even more\r\nconscious of the very real pains of unrequited love.\nIt wasnt even a respectable, ordinary-looking octopus. To be\r\naccurate, it would have to be called a nonapus; each of the nine\r\ntentacles had a lobsterish claw at its tip, and there were various other\r\nunusual appendages. It would be hard enough to explain an earthly\r\noctopus in his living-room if the necessity arose, Farmer reflected for\r\nthe teenteenth timebut how in the name of Neptune could he ever\r\nexplain this?\nIt had all started with Judge Ray. Ray had not been a real judge,\r\nobviously, but had used the title in lieu of any other first name. That\r\nwas the first of the inexplicable things; Farmer would have expected the\r\nodd little old man to call himself a professor of something or other.\r\nBut Ray insisted on Judge.\n\u003cb\u003e ......Buy Now (To Read More)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003ch3\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEbook Number\u003c\/b\u003e: 23159 \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor\u003c\/b\u003e: Shaw, Larry T. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eRelease Date\u003c\/b\u003e: Oct 24, 2007 \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat\u003c\/b\u003e: eBook \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage\u003c\/b\u003e: English \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"booksdeli.com","offers":[{"title":"Shaw, Larry T.,1924-1985 \/ eBook \/ English","offer_id":43218121588893,"sku":"gb-23159-ebook","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0619\/5648\/9373\/products\/23159.jpg?v=1671467280","url":"https:\/\/booksdeli.com\/products\/stairway-to-the-stars-gb-23159","provider":"booksdeli.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}