{"product_id":"take-a-ticket-dad-jokes-200-tear-off-laughs-9781797225753","title":"Take-A-Ticket: Dad Jokes: 200 Tear-Off Laughs","description":"\u003cb\u003eA new concept in dad humor: a take-anywhere, use-as-needed mini box of comic gold!\u003c\/b\u003eWhen things get entirely too serious, this goofy little ticket dispenser always has a tear-able pun ready and waiting. Reach for it when you want to make kids laugh, adults groan, and teenagers roll their eyes. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Jokes include: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e What do you call the littlest bear? Bear minimum \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e If the USA is so great, why did they make the USB? \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e How do you organize a party in space? You planet \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eDAD JOKES ON DEMAND: Welcome to your one-stop joke shop in a box! Take a ticket whenever you need a good chuckle, guffaw, eye roll, or belly laugh. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e SPREAD SMILES: This small package is jam-packed with knee-slappers, one-liners, and wacky wisecracks. Toss a ticket in a packed lunch, birthday card, or care package to spread the silliness around! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e MAKE THE TIME FLY: Perfect for road trips or rainy days, this little box of jokes will have the whole family in stitches. Grab one before the next family vacation--you can pull a ticket anytime you hear, \"Are we there yet?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e GOOD THINGS IN SMALL PACKAGE: Giftable and portable hexagon-shaped box includes 200 perforated tickets, each printed with a joke, pun, or ha-ha only a dad would come up with. Pair with a funny tie, silly socks, or Groucho Marx glasses to create the ultimate dad present.Perfect for: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Father's Day, birthday, or any dad-tastic occasion \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Class clowns and pun lovers \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Parents and grandparents who want to amuse or embarrass their offspring \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Kids who want to amuse or embarrass their parents \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Road trippers, campers, and anyone looking to pass the time with a group \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Chronicle Chronicle Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Chronicle Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/11\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 200\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.30lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 3.90h x 3.60w x 1.50d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781797225753\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eChronicle Books publishes distinctive books and gifts. From award-winning children's titles, bestselling cookbooks, and eclectic pop culture to acclaimed works of art and design, stationery, and journals, we craft publishing that's instantly recognizable for its spirit and creativity. Enjoy our publishing and become part of our community at \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ewww.chroniclebooks.com\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"booksdeli.com","offers":[{"title":"Chronicle Chronicle Books \/ Paperback \/ English","offer_id":48231072923805,"sku":"9781797225753","price":11.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0619\/5648\/9373\/files\/img_4b0b0715-a213-4c01-8e35-ea14e1002e85.jpg?v=1778577544","url":"https:\/\/booksdeli.com\/products\/take-a-ticket-dad-jokes-200-tear-off-laughs-9781797225753","provider":"booksdeli.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}