{"product_id":"trad-wife-9798892424721","title":"Trad Wife","description":"\u003cb\u003eA \"traditional wife\" influencer allows a demonic creature to impregnate her in this unnerving horror novel, perfect for fans of \u003ci\u003eNightbitch \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eMary\u003c\/i\u003e, from the author of \u003ci\u003eSerial Killer Support Group.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eEvery #tradwife needs a baby. She'll get one at any cost.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen Camille Deming isn't cooking, cleaning, or homesteading in her picture-perfect country farmhouse, she's posting about her tradwife lifestyle for her online followers. She takes inspiration from other tradwives on social media, aspiring to be like them, but Camille's missing a key component: a baby. And contrary to what she posts online, things with her husband, Graham, have been strained. Pressured by her eager followers, Camille fears that without a baby, her relationship will suffer and her social media will never grow out of its infancy. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen Camille discovers a mysterious, decrepit well in the wheatfield behind her house, she makes a wish for a baby. Afterward, she has unsettling experiences that she convinces herself are angelic in nature, and when she's visited one night by a strange creature, her wish comes true. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCamille's pregnancy announcement gets more engagement than anything she's ever posted--so what if Graham's reaction is lukewarm? Camille's life is finally falling into place. Never mind that her pregnancy is developing freakishly rapidly and she's suddenly craving raw meat. Being a traditional wife is worth it. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eRosemary's Baby \u003c\/i\u003efor the digital age, this disturbing horror novel is one you'll want to devour in just one bite.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Saratoga Schaefer\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Crooked Lane Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/10\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 320\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.65lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.20h x 5.40w x 1.10d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798892424721\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e 12\/01\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSaratoga Schaefer\u003c\/b\u003e (they\/them) has a background in marketing, PR, film, and wellness. Their cunningly dark debut, \u003ci\u003eSerial Killer Support Group, \u003c\/i\u003e was a \"Best Pick of the Month\" by Barnes \u0026amp; Noble and Amazon and was named one of 2025's biggest thrillers by Goodreads. Originally from Brooklyn, Saratoga now lives upstate with several needy animals and a haunted clown table.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"booksdeli.com","offers":[{"title":"Saratoga Schaefer \/ Paperback \/ English","offer_id":47659165089949,"sku":"9798892424721","price":39.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0619\/5648\/9373\/files\/img_345726b7-0d3a-4a93-9a78-ae1704d5d409.jpg?v=1771352075","url":"https:\/\/booksdeli.com\/products\/trad-wife-9798892424721","provider":"booksdeli.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}