Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody by Ness, Patrick

Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody

"Utterly original, absolutely brilliant, and delightfully surprising. This author-illustrator dream team have done one of the hardest...
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Author: Patrick Ness
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Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody by Ness, Patrick

Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody

$20.35

Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody

$20.35
Author: Patrick Ness
Format: Paperback
Language: English
"Utterly original, absolutely brilliant, and delightfully surprising. This author-illustrator dream team have done one of the hardest things there is to do: put together a book that is at once profound and preposterously fun." --Jarrett Lerner, author of A Work in Progress

When Principal Wombat makes monitor lizards Zeke, Daniel, and Alicia hall monitors, Zeke gives up on popularity at his new school. Brought in as part of a district blending program, the monitor lizards were mostly ignored before. Reptiles aren't bullied any more than other students, but they do stick out among zebras, ostriches, and elk. Why would Principal Wombat make them hall monitors? Alicia explains that it's because mammals are afraid of being yelled (hissed) at by reptiles. The principal's just a good general, deploying her resources. Zeke balks, until he gets on the wrong side of Pelicarnassus. More than a bully, the pelican is a famed international supervillain--at least when his mother isn't looking. Maybe the halls are a war zone, and the school needs a hero. Too bad it isn't . . . Zeke. Smart, relatable, and densely illustrated in black and white for graphic appeal, this middle-grade series debut by a revered author returns to his themes of grief, bullying, and negotiating differences--but with zeal and comic relief to spare.

Author: Patrick Ness
Publisher: Walker Books Us
Published: 05/06/2025
Pages: 224
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.81lbs
ISBN: 9781536244397
Audience: Ages 9-12

Accelerated Reader:
Reading Level: 4.7
Point Value: 3
Interest Level: Middle Grade
Quiz #/Name: 551438 / Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody

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