Making the Bible Great Again: The Gospel of Trump by Smith, Michael

Making the Bible Great Again: The Gospel of Trump

50 Bible passages are reimagined as speeches or rants barfed up by moron-in-chief President Donald J. Trump...
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Author: Michael Smith
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Making the Bible Great Again: The Gospel of Trump by Smith, Michael

Making the Bible Great Again: The Gospel of Trump

$16.95

Making the Bible Great Again: The Gospel of Trump

$16.95
Author: Michael Smith
Format: Paperback
Language: English
50 Bible passages are reimagined as speeches or rants barfed up by moron-in-chief President Donald J. Trump Hilarious Great Greater The Greaterest For instance, THE CREATION OF THE WORLD: First I made the world and it was really great. So great. And huge. It was the first huge round thing anyone had ever made. I took the bad hombres from the sky and made so much light. Lights on I said, and the sky did what I said. I made the Trump water. Perfect water. Hydrogen, oxygen, the whole thing. It's for sale everywhere. I took the ugly fat women who accuse me of huge unbelievable lies and I made them into rhinos. I made the first woman my daughter Ivanka. Isn't she beautiful? I gave her great legs. I love legs on a woman. I was the first man. The first great man. I am still the first great man.

Author: Michael Smith
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 11/18/2017
Pages: 112
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.39lbs
Size: 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.27d
ISBN: 9781979871297

About the Author
Michael Smith, ne Komodo Pomodoro, is a writer and Francophile. He resides within a dehydrated human dermis. Recent Pushchart Prize nominee, his short fiction has been published in such literary journals as The Delmarva Review, The Baltimore Review, The Hopper, and the Los Angeles Review of Los Angeles.


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