The Inventions of the Idiot

The Inventions of the Idiot

The Inventions of the IdiotIt was before the Idiot's marriage, and in the days when he was...
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Author: Bangs, John Kendrick,1862-1922
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The Inventions of the Idiot

The Inventions of the Idiot

CHF 12.34 CHF 6.17

The Inventions of the Idiot

CHF 12.34 CHF 6.17
Author: Bangs, John Kendrick,1862-1922
Format: eBook
Language: English

The Inventions of the Idiot

It was before the Idiot's marriage, and in the days when he was nothing more than a plain boarder in Mrs. Smithers-Pedagog's High-class Home for Single Gentlemen, that he put what the School-master termed his "alleged mind" on plans for the amelioration of the condition of the civilized. "The trials of the barbarian are really nothing as compared with the tribulations of civilized man," he said, as the waitress passed him a piece of steak that had been burned to a crisp. "In the Cannibal Islands a cook who would send a piece of broiled missionary to her employer's table in this condition would herself be roasted before another day had dawned. We, however, must grin and bear it, because our esteemed landlady cannot find anywhere in this town a woman better suited for the labors of the kitchen than the blank she has had the misfortune to draw in the culinary lottery, familiarly known to us, her victims, as Bridget." "True," returned the Idiot. "This is a sirloin, I believe. The last steak we had was a rump steak, and it was not burned to a crisp, I admit. It was only boiled, if I remember rightly, by mistake; Bridget having lost her fifth consecutive cousin in ten days the night before, and being in consequence so prostrated that she could not tell a gridiron from a lawn-mower." ......Buy Now (To Read More)

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Ebook Number: 33623
Author: Bangs, John Kendrick
Release Date: Sep 3, 2010
Format: eBook
Language: English

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