Holy Wood: Movies Doing the Bible

This is unlike any book you have ever read What if the pharaoh of Egypt could post...
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Author: Philip a. Scheidt
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Language: English
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Holy Wood: Movies Doing the Bible by Scheidt, Philip a.

Holy Wood: Movies Doing the Bible

BD$44.81

Holy Wood: Movies Doing the Bible

BD$44.81
Author: Philip a. Scheidt
Format: Paperback
Language: English

This is unlike any book you have ever read

What if the pharaoh of Egypt could post on social media using the moniker "@atmakeegypt greatagain" and he describes his encounters with Moses? In this book he does.

What if eighteen characters are in a movie theater watching dozens of films about Bible stories, and they are free to comment or yell about absurdities and errors they see on the screen? In this book they are. For example, in the famous scene of the parting of the Red Sea in the Ten Commandments what does a drunken defrocked minister yell when it parts from the wrong direction? In this book you will find out.

What if there is a radio station that has been broadcasting since the time of Noah? In this case there is, with the exception of the two times it is destroyed and the announcer, The Salty Dog, is killed each time. First in the flood of Noah and the second time when he is playing the song, Great Balls of Fire as Sodom is being incinerated.

As you enter the theater, be prepared to laugh out loud, as you see how "Holy Wood" has changed Bible stories. By the time you finish this book you will realize you have learned a few things while you were laughing, and in some cases these things do make a difference.



Author: Philip a. Scheidt
Publisher: Philip a Scheidt
Published: 02/06/2020
Pages: 530
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 1.54lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 1.07d
ISBN: 9780578636887

About the Author
Scheidt, Philip a.: - PHIL SCHEIDT is a certified public accountant who is in public practice near Tampa, Florida. He lives on a golf course with Teddy, despite a life-long distain for small dogs. Teddy now goes to the office with him every day. He has played golf for sixty years and never broken eighty. In the unlikely event he does, he will immediately check his pulse to see if he is still among the living.

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