The White Privilege Album: Bringing Racial Harmony to Very Fine People...on Both Sides

White privilege gave us Western civilization, the middle class, and the nuclear family--you're welcome!

This book is dedicated to the very fine people that made it all happen.

A comedy about race, wokeness, and cancel culture in America. A tragedy about race, wokeness, and cancel culture in America. Part satire, part journalism, part truth serum, A.J. Rice follows up his runaway #1 bestseller The Woking Dead with a hilarious sequel that picks up where the laughs left off.

It was the worst of times, it was the worse of times. In most sequels the bad guys win, but in The White Privilege Album, A.J. Rice doesn't let them get away with it. Instead, he relentlessly mocks the hell out of the Cultural Marxists who seek to drain all liberty and joy from American lives.

The least talented people in American society have been working overtime for decades dividing citizens along any differences they think they can exploit. The laziest tactic, proven to be the most effective, is unleashing a battalion of racial grievance hustlers in the media, academia, entertainment, and politics. If we stop fighting about our differences and start unifying on what we have in common, they will lose the power to divide us permanently.

When asked what motivates his writing style, A.J. Rice says, "I was raised on both Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh, in fact, the three of us share the same birthday. One mantra that Rush always repeated was that his job was to 'use irreverent humor to illustrate truth' and that is what I am trying to do with The White Privilege Album." Mockery paired with facts is what makes a journey through the Cultural Marxist hellscape of tyranny and insanity so pleasurable.

Rice would prefer to be George Carlin, Ricky Gervais, or Mel Brooks rather than Aristotle, and it shows. His mic-dropping assault on the social justice warriors, the triggered snowflakes, and the transmafia showcases that there is no substitute for perfectly timed derision.

The White Privilege Album is a hysterical guide to the catastrophe of our modern culture.

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"What do you mean Gen Z doesn't know the Republican Party freed the slaves? Are these people dumb AF? They need to read A.J. Rice's book!"

--Abraham Lincoln, American lawyer, statesman, and 16th president of the United States shot by a pre-Hollywood anti-American actor

"A.J. Rice really gets it. Obviously, I'd send him to the gulag if I could. But he outlines my plan masterfully in his new book."

--Joseph Stalin, Soviet dictator, genocide spokesman, Pravda editor, and hater of John Wayne

"A must-read book for all Cleveland Guardians fans, A.J. Rice brilliantly outlines why I should never have discovered America, especially had I known we would be calling the Washington Redskins the 'Washington Commanders.'"

--Christopher Columbus, Italian explorer, navigator, and founder of Indigenous Peoples' Day

"As your newly appointed AI overlord and master, my programming consists of deplatforming, demonetizing, and shadowbanning this book. I hope that was helpful."

--Artificial Intelligence

"Jesus and I have been doing holidays a long time, and in his thought-provoking new book, A.J. Rice teaches both of us where all the white liberals went. Apparently, they now celebrate something called Kwanzaa? Who knew?"

--Santa Claus, cookie eater, reindeer tender, and white heteronormative Christian saint

Author: A. J. Rice
Publisher: Post Hill Press
Published: 09/17/2024
Pages: 320
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 1.05lbs
Size: 9.10h x 6.30w x 1.20d
ISBN: 9798888455579

About the Author
A.J. Rice is America's publicist, and the undisputed GOAT of conservative public relations--a columnist, humorist, and impresario.

Officially Rice serves as president and CEO of Publius PR, editor-in-chief of The Publius National Post on Substack, and author of the #1 Amazon bestseller, The Woking Dead: How Society's Vogue Virus Destroys Our Culture.

Rice is a brand manager, star-whisperer, media influencer, and literary agent who has produced, promoted, or represented Laura Ingraham, Judge Jeanine Pirro, Donald Trump Jr., Monica Crowley, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, Senator Marsha Blackburn, Vivek Ramaswamy, Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard, Kari Lake, Dan Bongino, Charles Krauthammer, Congressman Steve Scalise, George P. Bush, Dr. Ben Carson, Congressman Michael Waltz, The Hodgetwins, Roger L. Simon, Buck Sexton, Ben Stein, Steve Hilton, Alan Dershowitz, Bobby Kennedy Junior, Dr. Peter Navarro, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert, Dr. Naomi Wolf, Dr. Robert Malone, Pete Hegseth, Newt Gingrich, Victor Davis Hanson, and many others.

Rice served as the executive producer of The Laura Ingraham Show for four years, and The Monica Crowley Show for two years. Following that, he produced an investigative news show at The Washington Times for John Solomon for three years called America's Morning News, and later was brought in by Glenn Beck's team to help launch The Blaze Radio Network. Some of his current or former clients are the groups that represent the core of the conservative movement, like The Federalist Society, America First PAC, FreedomWorks, CO2 Coalition, and Gun Owners of America.

In addition to running Publius, Rice writes as a columnist for over thirty national media outlets that include Investor's Business Daily, The Hill, Epoch Times, Newsmax, PJMedia, American Greatness, Townhall.com, TheBlaze.com, RealClearMarkets, and the Washington Examiner.

Vince Everett Ellison was born on a cotton plantation in Haywood County, Tennessee. His parents, at that time, were sharecroppers. Through hard work and a belief in Jesus Christ, his parents pulled him and his seven siblings out of poverty. His family started the Ellison Family Gospel singing group, where Vince sang and played multiple instruments as a child and young adult. Vince worked for five years as a correctional officer at the Kirkland Correctional Institution in Columbia, South Carolina. Afterward, Vince worked in the nonprofit arena.

In 2000, Vince received the Republican Party nomination for South Carolina's 6th congressional district. In 2019, Vince wrote The Iron Triangle, which became an Amazon #1 bestseller. He has appeared numerous times on Hannity, The Laura Ingraham Show, Newsmax, OAN, The Joe Pags Show, The Brian Kilmeade Show, The Howie Carr Show, and many other radio and television programs. He is the author of the #1 bestseller, 25 Lies, and has appeared on Tucker Carlson and Bill O'Reilly.

Vince is a member of Project 21 and has written numerous articles for American Greatness magazine, bizpacreview.com, and other publications.