A Fodder darkly: Disgustingly Unappealing Descriptions of Everyday Food Items.

A collection of sarcastic and vial food descriptions with beautiful images lovingly hand-crafted for vegetarians and vegans...
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SKU: 9781088113547
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Author: Unicorn Trainwreck
Format: Hardcover
Language: English
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A Fodder darkly: Disgustingly Unappealing Descriptions of Everyday Food Items. by Trainwreck, Unicorn

A Fodder darkly: Disgustingly Unappealing Descriptions of Everyday Food Items.

¥7,279

A Fodder darkly: Disgustingly Unappealing Descriptions of Everyday Food Items.

¥7,279
Author: Unicorn Trainwreck
Format: Hardcover
Language: English

A collection of sarcastic and vial food descriptions with beautiful images lovingly hand-crafted for vegetarians and vegans to show all their meat-eating friends how food is really made. Sometimes the truth is all someone needs to make the right decision.


"A Fodder Darkly"

Once upon a midnight eerie,

While we pondered, weak and teary,

Over the thought, of all things dreadful,

Our stomachs churned, unsuccessful.


A thought that tasted, some rotten fare,

The stench was so thick, it filled the air,

With the green scent, of a carcass old,

All would be bleak, and no one so bold.


Lactate and bovine, blended and stirred,

Intestines of cow babies, quite absurd,

Fermented and moldy, a fodder taboo,

What have we done, oh why is this true?


The scent was putrid, the taste was vile,

Our tongue recoiled, our stomach in trial,

Oh, why concoct such a dreadful affair?

Who would imbibe, 'twas too much to bear.


Upon efforts to consume the fetid brew,

Our stomach protested, so fastly it grew,

We gagged at the stench and felt quite pale,

To go any further, would be the end of our tale.


Despite the descriptions, of food bestow,

When described in accuracy, all would know.

Much of our delights are ever so starkly,

When viewed from the lens, a fodder darkly.

Author: Unicorn Trainwreck
Publisher: Unicorn Trainwreck
Published: 03/05/2023
Pages: 78
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 0.79lbs
Size: 10.00h x 7.00w x 0.25d
ISBN: 9781088113547

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