How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills by Grahame-Smith, Seth

How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

Written by the screenwriter and producer behind Stephen King's It, and with an introduction by horror icon...
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Author: Seth Grahame-Smith
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Language: English
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How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills by Grahame-Smith, Seth

How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

¥4,065

How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

¥4,065
Author: Seth Grahame-Smith
Format: Paperback
Language: English
Written by the screenwriter and producer behind Stephen King's It, and with an introduction by horror icon Wes Craven (A Nightmare on Elm Street), this is a hilarious must-read for any horror movie fan--and it just might save your life

Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you're probably trapped in a horror movie. But don't freak out--just read this book! With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including:

- How to determine what type of horror film you're trapped in
- The five types of slashers and how to defeat them
- How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects
- How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats
- What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you're already dead

So don't be afraid: no vampire, zombie horde, cannibal hillbilly, Japanese vengeance ghost, or other horror movie monster can hurt you--as long as you have this book.

Author: Seth Grahame-Smith
Publisher: Quirk Books
Published: 09/24/2019
Pages: 176
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.60lbs
Size: 6.90h x 5.00w x 0.60d
ISBN: 9781683691464

About the Author
Seth Grahame-Smith is a New York Times best-selling author (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies; Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter), screenwriter (Dark Shadows; The Lego Batman Movie), and producer (Stephen King's It) of film and television. His novel Pride and Prejudice and Zombies debuted at #3 on the New York Times Best Seller List, has sold over two million copies, and has been translated into more than twenty languages. A film adaptation was released in 2016.

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