Festive as F*ck: Subversive Cross-Stitch for the Holidays by Weldon Owen

Festive as F*ck: Subversive Cross-Stitch for the Holidays

Who's ready for the holidays? Not us! Grab your needle & thread and get ready to stab...
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Author: Weldon Owen
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Festive as F*ck: Subversive Cross-Stitch for the Holidays by Weldon Owen

Festive as F*ck: Subversive Cross-Stitch for the Holidays

$46.32

Festive as F*ck: Subversive Cross-Stitch for the Holidays

$46.32
Author: Weldon Owen
Format: Hardcover
Language: English
Who's ready for the holidays? Not us! Grab your needle & thread and get ready to stab away the stress of the holidays with this collection of festive f*cking patterns-and maybe even make a few gifts to boot!

Let's face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won't cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world's most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple "Ho" ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold's famous "Hallelujah, holy shit, where's the Tylenol?"

There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little "Hello Drunk, I'm Christmas" for your tree, or make a "Deck the Halls and Not Your Family" for your sibling.

And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday!

TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy

20 FESTIVE PATTERNS: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season

EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun

INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork

THE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off.

Author: Weldon Owen
Publisher: Weldon Owen
Published: 10/03/2023
Pages: 128
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 0.81lbs
Size: 8.00h x 8.00w x 0.35d
ISBN: 9798886740769

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