The Color Tan by Krentcil, Patricia Marie
The Color Tan by Krentcil, Patricia Marie

The Color Tan

The Color Tan chronicles Patricia Marie Krentcil's odyssey from Pale Girl to beloved "Tan Mom," who is...
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Author: Patricia Marie Krentcil
Format: Paperback
Language: English
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The Color Tan by Krentcil, Patricia Marie

The Color Tan

$40.66
The Color Tan by Krentcil, Patricia Marie

The Color Tan

$40.66
Author: Patricia Marie Krentcil
Format: Paperback
Language: English
Description

The Color Tan chronicles Patricia Marie Krentcil's odyssey from Pale Girl to beloved "Tan Mom," who is known around the world today. Patricia's candid, in-depth view of her time before and after becoming the world's foremost tanning celebrity will give readers her perspective as she unveils who Tan Mom really is beneath all that bronzer. The one and only Tan Mom invites her fans to take a look at her life through her eyelash extensions with this unvarnished picture of the tannest woman to ever grace the airwaves.

She's more than just a Wack Packer. She's more than just the embodiment of the color burnt umber. She's more than just a chart-topping musical phenom. She's more than just a reality TV star who is always at odds with porn stars. She's Tan Mom, and she's here to set the record straight, like only Tan Mom can.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman in possession of good skin must be in want of a tan. In The Color Tan, Patricia gives us a raw, behind-the-scenes look--which may or may not be entirely factual--at the true cost of that SPF-free lifestyle which led to her becoming the iconic superstar she is today.

Author: Patricia Marie Krentcil,Joseph P. Kerr
Publisher: Beamish Boy Productions
Published: 12/05/2024
Pages: 206
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.62lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.44d
ISBN: 9798230005704

About the Author
Kerr, Joseph P.: -

Joseph P. Kerr is an avid indoorsman. With an extreme allergy for rocks and asphalt, Mr. Kerr has been unable to leave his home for decades. Joseph is a big fan of shaving his neighbor's dog and collecting other people's toenails when he is fortunate enough to be able to have someone carry him to their car and take him places where there are no rocks or pavement.

In his spare time, Joseph enjoys mowing his carpet, watering his linoleum, and eating lead paint chips. Since no one will ever read this, he doesn't really give a shit what it says.Krentcil, Patricia Marie: -

Patricia Marie Krentcil, a.k.a. "Tan Mom" is a mother of five beautiful children. She is known around the world today as a tanning superstar extraordinaire, an ex-model, a music icon, a fashionista, a reality TV star, a Wack Packer and at times a gigantic trainwreck.

She is a rabid tanning bed enthusiast when she is not sunbathing, applying bronzer, drinking a wine or three, fighting in celebrity boxing matches or running for Offices she will never hold.

In her spare time, Patricia enjoys boating, skiing and many other things that we are not legally allowed to mention in a book jacket.

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