The Dragon Squisher: Book One of the Nigel Chroniclesvolume 1

Meet Nigel: digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all the humans, elves, dwarves, and halflings of Esteria.

Desperate to escape from military school and return to his carefree life as the village no-goodnik, Nigel sees the king's declaration of war on the gorks as the perfect opportunity to flee, since he's pretty sure his latrine-digging skills aren't going to do much good on the front line. But his escape efforts have a habit of backfiring, and by the time he and his arch-frenemy are banished from the kingdom and sent on an impossible quest for a (probably bogus) magical artifact, the humans of Amerigorn find themselves longing for the good old days when they were merely being annihilated by Lord Smoron.

The Dragon Squisher is a fantasy novel for teens that spoofs the tropes of the genre and will appeal to teens, young adults, and adults who love the humor of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams. If this is the kind of book you've been searching for--and who hasn't?--look no further than Book One of the Nigel Chronicles: The Dragon Squisher.

Funnier than Lord of the Rings Shorter than Harry Potter This coming of age fantasy novel is an epic fantasy treat for all fans of humorous fantasy.

Author: Scott McCormick
Publisher: Bookbaby
Published: 12/01/2020
Pages: 300
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.97lbs
Size: 8.90h x 5.90w x 0.90d
ISBN: 9781543979169
Audience: Young Adult

About the Author
When he's not flustering emus or stymying mambas, Scott McCormick enjoys annoying his children until they tell their mother. He also writes. He writes all kinds of stuff. Some of it is good. He wrote the Mr. Pants series of graphic novels. Those are good. You should totally check them out. So are the books he writes for Audible, including Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World, and its sequel, Rivals 2. He's got a hilarious book about pirates coming out soon, and he's also excited about his first novel, The Dragon Squisher, which is just as funny and squishy as it sounds.

Recently, he had his middle name changed to Hugo-threepeater because you never know.

He lives on the western edge of the easternmost part of southern North Carolina, with his wife, kids, cats, and a crawfish who used to be called Clamps but then he lost a claw so now he's just Clamp. Stalk Scott on Instagram at authorscottmccormick if you dare.


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