The Lazy Minstrel

The Lazy Minstrel

The Lazy Minstrel(A Certain Person, staying at Sniggerton-on-Sea, was asked by the Vicar to give a recitation...
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Author: Ashby-Sterry, J. (Joseph),-1917
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Language: English
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The Lazy Minstrel

The Lazy Minstrel

$77.11 $8.58

The Lazy Minstrel

$77.11 $8.58
Author: Ashby-Sterry, J. (Joseph),-1917
Format: eBook
Language: English

The Lazy Minstrel

(A Certain Person, staying at Sniggerton-on-Sea, was asked by the Vicar to give a recitation at one of the Penny Readings. But when the evening came he found, as usual, he had been too lazy to learn anything. Nothing daunted, he stepped on the platform, with a profound bow and a defiant air, and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am about to attempt a recitation of the celebrated poem, so widely known as 'The Capstan Bar.'" Great applause. Awkward people, regardless of grammar, whisper, "Who by?" Officious people, regardless of truth, say, "Byron, Longfellow, Tennyson, Wendell Holmes, Browning, Bret Harte, &c., &c." Mild people say, "O, yes, of course, how stupid; recollect the piece very well now you mention it." Impatient people say, "S-s-s-sh!" and the C. P., fixing a nervous old Lady in the front row with his eye, thus begins) ("O, Bravo!" shout those who pretended they knew the poem. The Vicar nods his head approvingly. "How sweet!" says a gushing young Lady of uncertain age who contributes to "Poet's Corner" in the "Sniggerton Sentinel." The C. P. thinks he has made an impression, and, putting on an air of intense pain, he proceeds.) ......Buy Now (To Read More)

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Ebook Number: 42915
Author: Ashby-Sterry, J. (Joseph)
Release Date: Jun 11, 2013
Format: eBook
Language: English

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