Welcome to Florida (WTF) - Our Journey to Paradise

Welcome to Florida. If only I had a sand dollar for every time an odd occurrence was...
$26.09 SGD
$26.09 SGD
SKU: 9781640968752
Product Type: Books
Please hurry! Only 675 left in stock
Author: Greg Winkler
Format: Paperback
Language: English
Subtotal: $26.09
10 customers are viewing this product
Welcome to Florida (WTF) - Our Journey to Paradise by Winkler, Greg

Welcome to Florida (WTF) - Our Journey to Paradise

$26.09

Welcome to Florida (WTF) - Our Journey to Paradise

$26.09
Author: Greg Winkler
Format: Paperback
Language: English

Welcome to Florida. If only I had a sand dollar for every time an odd occurrence was explained away with the unique expression: Welcome to Florida.

My wife, Vikki, and I decided to leave our home state of Wisconsin and follow our dream with a move to paradise, known to us as Florida. We had vacationed in the Sunshine State many times, and the sun and the sand had always called our names, so we finally followed the calling and landed in the town of Punta Gorda, just north of Fort Myers on the Gulf side of the state.

For the most part, paradise was just as we'd imagined, but as we settled into our new home, we experienced many quirky and previously unknown facts of life. Turns out, Florida is not all Mickey Mouse and beaches.

Several of our neighbors and colleagues are transplants themselves, experiencing many of the same abnormalities on their own when making the move south. As we shared our anecdotal stories with our now fellow Floridians, we were frequently met with that simple phrase in response: Welcome to Florida.

I began to jot down these stories so that we might have more to offer future Floridians when they shared their tales with us. As I abbreviated the phrase "Welcome to Florida," I realized quickly that the acronym was WTF It seemed appropriate that the common slang for "What the f---- " shared an abbreviation with the three words we heard so often.

As you read about our Welcome to Florida journey, you too might find yourself shaking your head and saying, "WTF "



Author: Greg Winkler, Vikki Winkler
Publisher: Newman Springs Publishing, Inc.
Published: 01/22/2019
Pages: 116
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.40lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.28d
ISBN: 9781640968752

Returns Policy

You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.

Shipping

We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.

When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.

Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.

Related Products

Recently Viewed Products