Bib Ballads

Bib Ballads

Bib Ballads Dear Parents:Don't imagine, please, It's in a boastful spirit I fashion verses such as these;...
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Author: Lardner, Ring,1885-1933
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Language: English
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Bib Ballads

Bib Ballads

Dhs. 47.77 Dhs. 23.87

Bib Ballads

Dhs. 47.77 Dhs. 23.87
Author: Lardner, Ring,1885-1933
Format: eBook
Language: English

Bib Ballads

Dear Parents:Don't imagine, please, It's in a boastful spirit I fashion verses such as these; That's not the truth or near it. A hundred or a thousand, yes, A million kids there may be Who aren't one iota less Attractive than this baby. I'll venture that your household has As valuable a treasure As mine, but mine I know, and as For yours, I've not that pleasure. And that is why my book's about Just one, O Dads and Mothers; But babes are babes, and mine, no doubt, Is very much like others. THE AUTHOR Dollar Bill, that I've held so tight Ever since payday, a week ago, Shall I purchase with you tonight A pair of seats at the vaudeville show? (Hark! A voice from the easy chair: "Look at his shoes! We must buy a pair.") Dollar Bill, from the wreckage saved, Tell me, how shall I squander you? Shall I be shined, shampooed and shaved, Singed and trimmed 'round the edges, too? (Hark! A voice from the easy chair: "He hasn't a romper that's fit to wear.") Dollar Bill, that I cherished so, Think of the cigarettes you'd buy, Turkish ones, with a kick, you know; Makin's eventually tire a guy. (Hark! A voice from the easy chair: "Look at those stockings! Just one big tear!") Dollar Bill, it is time to part. What do I care for a vaudeville show? I'll shave myself and look just as smart. Makin's aren't so bad, you know. Dollar Bill, we must say good-by; There on the floor is the Reason Why. ......Buy Now (To Read More)

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Ebook Number: 25961
Author: Lardner, Ring
Release Date: Jul 3, 2008
Format: eBook
Language: English

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Illustrator: Fox, Fontaine, 1884-1964

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