How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender

In this "excellent book for people who like to start sentences with 'Did you know that...'" (The...
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Author: Mike Chase
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Language: English
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How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender by Chase, Mike

How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender

$43.00

How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender

$43.00
Author: Mike Chase
Format: Paperback
Language: English
In this "excellent book for people who like to start sentences with 'Did you know that...'" (The New York Times), discover the most bizarre ways you might become a federal criminal in America--from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough holes--written and illustrated by the creator of the wildly popular @CrimeADay Twitter account.

Have you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer. Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny, ridiculously entertaining, and fully illustrated book shows how just about anyone can become--or may already be--a federal criminal.

Whether you're a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, How to Become a Federal Criminal is "an entertaining and humorous look at our criminal justice system" (Forbes).

Author: Mike Chase
Publisher: Atria Books
Published: 03/26/2024
Pages: 320
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.60lbs
Size: 8.30h x 5.40w x 1.00d
ISBN: 9781982112523

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