Perkins of Portland: Perkins The Great

Perkins of Portland: Perkins The Great

Perkins of Portland: Perkins The GreatTHERE was very little about Perkins that was not peculiar. To mention...
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Author: Butler, Ellis Parker,1869-1937
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Perkins of Portland: Perkins The Great

Perkins of Portland: Perkins The Great

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Perkins of Portland: Perkins The Great

Dhs. 50.79 Dhs. 25.38
Author: Butler, Ellis Parker,1869-1937
Format: eBook
Language: English

Perkins of Portland: Perkins The Great

THERE was very little about Perkins that was not peculiar. To mention his peculiarities would be a long task; he was peculiar from the ground up. His shoes had rubber soles, his hat had peculiar mansard ventilators on each side, his garments were vile as to fit, and altogether he had the appearance of being a composite picture. We first met in the Golden Hotel office in Cleveland, Ohio. I was reading a late copy of a morning paper and smoking a very fairish sort of cigar, when a hand was laid on my arm. I turned and saw in the chair beside me a beaming face. Great, isn't it? he asked, before I could express myself. That first line, 'Perkins's Patent Porous Plaster,' just takes the cake. And the last line! That is a gem, if I do say it myself. Has the whole story in seven words. 'All pains and aches!' Everything from sore feet to backache; all the way from A to Z in the dictionary of diseases. Comprehensive as a presidential message. Full of meat as a refrigerator- car. 'Fly faster!' Faster than any other patent med. or dope would make them fly. 'Makes!' They've got to fly! See? 'Perkins's Patent Porous Plaster MAKES all pains and aches fly faster,' 'makes ALL pains and aches fly faster,' 'makes all pains and aches fly FASTER.' Isn't she a beaut.? Say, you can't forget that in a thousand years. You'll find yourself saying it on your death-bed: ......Buy Now (To Read More)

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Ebook Number: 44151
Author: Butler, Ellis Parker
Release Date: Nov 10, 2013
Format: eBook
Language: English

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