The Bad Driver's Handbook: Hundreds of Simple Maneuvers to Frustrate, Annoy, and Endanger Those Around You by Arnstein, Zack
The Bad Driver's Handbook: Hundreds of Simple Maneuvers to Frustrate, Annoy, and Endanger Those Around You by Arnstein, Zack

The Bad Driver's Handbook: Hundreds of Simple Maneuvers to Frustrate, Annoy, and Endanger Those Around You

The Bad Driver's Handbook is the book the DMV doesn't want you to read! Zack and Larry...
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Author: Zack Arnstein
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Language: English
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The Bad Driver's Handbook: Hundreds of Simple Maneuvers to Frustrate, Annoy, and Endanger Those Around You by Arnstein, Zack

The Bad Driver's Handbook: Hundreds of Simple Maneuvers to Frustrate, Annoy, and Endanger Those Around You

$59.40
The Bad Driver's Handbook: Hundreds of Simple Maneuvers to Frustrate, Annoy, and Endanger Those Around You by Arnstein, Zack

The Bad Driver's Handbook: Hundreds of Simple Maneuvers to Frustrate, Annoy, and Endanger Those Around You

$59.40
Author: Zack Arnstein
Format: Paperback
Language: English
Description

The Bad Driver's Handbook is the book the DMV doesn't want you to read! Zack and Larry Arnstein (The Dog Ate My Resum?) debunk the myths of the "good" and "bad" driver by describing in detail the liberating truths about driving that have long been suppressed. Comical commentary and tongue-in-cheek observations are provided on such topics as:

- Bribes, Threats and Other Secrets to Getting Your License
- Intimidating Pedestrians
- Making Your Car Louder
- Turn Signals: Why Give Up the Element of Surprise?
- Tailgating: How Close Is Not Close Enough?
- Sleeping at the Wheel (Do's & Don'ts)
- Motorcycles: Faster, Cooler, Safer!
- Driving When You Can No Longer See
You'll also find exhaustive lists of "Did You Knows?" ("Did you know if you get boxed in by other, smaller cars in a parking space, you have a legal right to smash into them, and bash your way free?"); Definitions (Pedestrian: "Annoying obstacle infringing upon your right to drive at the speed you feel most comfortable"); and Safety Tips ("When challenging another driver to a race at a traffic light, be sure to wait until the light has almost turned green before mashing the accelerator to the floor"). Hidden meanings behind ordinary traffic signs are revealed, including the coyly worded No U-turn sign, which actually means look both ways for police officers, and if you don't see any, go ahead and make the U-turn!



Author: Zack Arnstein, Larry Arnstein
Publisher: Santa Monica Press
Published: 08/01/2005
Pages: 192
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.52lbs
Size: 8.44h x 5.40w x 0.41d
ISBN: 9781595800046

About the Author
Zack Arnstein, after failing his first three driving tests, finally passed it at the age of 16 on his fourth try, making him one of the world's most distinguished experts on driving tests. He then went on to become an authority in the related fields of law enforcement and minor traffic accidents by collecting a variety of moving violations and "fender-benders."

Larry Arnstein, after failing his first driving test, passed it at the age of 18 on his second try. He has also collected his share of moving violations and fender-benders during a driving career which included driving taxicabs in New York City and Berkeley, California. Currently he is a model of safe driving techniques, but occasionally is subject to episodes of taxi driver flashback syndrome during which his driving is unpredictable. Larry has written for the television shows Saturday Night Live and Not Necessarily the News, for which he won two Writers Guild of America Awards. They are the coauthors of The Dog Ate My Resume and they live in Santa Monica, California.
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