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In the bustling city of Big Appleton, there lives a fiendish fellow named Cornelius Wannabe. Wannabe is a little man with a big dream: he wants to be just like the rich and powerful. There's just one problem-Cornelius is as crooked as a snake in a maze! No matter what he tries, society sees him as nothing more than a petty conman. Snubbed and bitter, Wannabe and his band of merry MAGA marauders set out to bring down the Great Kingdom and everyone in it. Once a place of hope and joy, the Great Kingdom teeters on the brink of ruin. Can the kingdom find its way back to peace and prosperity, or will Cornelius's evil acts turn it into a never-ending nightmare?
This vividly illustrated, lyrical tale is a satirical look at the rot, corruption, and horrific acts that have infected our politics, as told through the story of crooked Cornelius Wannabe. This good versus evil tale critiques the moral corruption of the enablers and institutions that fail to protect democracy to aid one conman's ambition-all in rhyme! This snarky story drives home one ultimate truth: some of those around us, even those we think we know, love darkness more than light. In the era of normalized hate, this fairytale reminds us of the morals and values that are the antidote to corruption and evil.
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