Fuck You, Your Honor by Chambers, Craig
Fuck You, Your Honor by Chambers, Craig

Fuck You, Your Honor

F*ck You, Your Honor is a satirical literary novel about a low-end attorney and real estate broker...
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Author: Craig Chambers
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Language: English
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Fuck You, Your Honor by Chambers, Craig

Fuck You, Your Honor

€21,27
Fuck You, Your Honor by Chambers, Craig

Fuck You, Your Honor

€21,27
Author: Craig Chambers
Format: Paperback
Language: English
Description

F*ck You, Your Honor is a satirical literary novel about a low-end attorney and real estate broker who is ordered by a judge to write a book to save his law license.

Attorney Darwyn "Wyn" VanWye is down on his luck. He squats in a foreclosed government-owned HUD home and conducts his law practice over his smart phone from a sports bar.

While attempting to reconcile with Amalia, his Argentine ex-wife, so his excessive alimony payments can be terminated, Judge Solomon arbitrarily sanctions him for misconduct. Instead of a fine or jail time, the judge sentences him to write a sixty-five thousand word book about the "dignity and integrity" of the legal system. Wyn believes the judge is out to get him.

After resisting the order, F*ck You, Your Honor is the book Wyn writes to hopefully save his law license. Will he succeed in placating the judge and winning back his ex-wife?

The book is loosely inspired by an article in the Wall Street Journal about a pharmaceutical executive who was sentenced by a Federal judge to write a book to show penance for lying to the Federal Trade Commission. The executive wrote the book, but instead of writing the reflective work the judge ordered, he denounced the unfairness of the legal system.

What if a lawyer was ordered to write a book like this? His first instinct would be to try to argue his way out of it.

About the author, Craig Chambers is a lawyer and short story writer residing in Littleton, CO.

Join his newsletter or contact Craig Chambers at www.craigchambersbooks.com



Author: Craig Chambers
Publisher: Black Letter Editions
Published: 06/05/2017
Pages: 250
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.82lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.57d
ISBN: 9780692831595

About the Author
Chambers, Craig: - Craig Chambers is a former editor of "Maxy's Journal", "The Vanderbilt Poetry Review", and "Poetry & Audience." He has been published in "The Little Review" and "The Greensboro Review." Chambers holds a literature degree from Vanderbilt University and a law degree from the University of Denver. He also contributed to "The Rocky Mountain News." In his junior year in college, Chambers attended the University of Leeds in England. He did not attend a single class, traveled around Europe instead. He came back and took the final exams, only to be disappointed that he got a 1 in English. He later learned that "First Honors" was the highest grade. In the '80s he became a real estate broker while he worked on developing his writing style. Chambers attended law school in the '90's because he observed a real estate closing where the lawyer messed up the deal, but still charged a fee of $1,000. He figured he could mess up a real estate deal for a lot less than that. His literary satire on the legal system, F*ck You, Your Honor, was released in June, 2017. He resides in Littleton, CO.
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