Middle School Bites by Banks, Steven

Middle School Bites

Tom is desperate to fit in at school, but he's hungry and howling, not to mention half...
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SKU: 9780823445431
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Author: Steven Banks
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Language: English
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Middle School Bites by Banks, Steven

Middle School Bites

€19,84

Middle School Bites

€19,84
Author: Steven Banks
Format: Hardcover
Language: English
Tom is desperate to fit in at school, but he's hungry and howling, not to mention half dead. Blame it on the vampire - and the werewolf - and the zombie - in this monstrously funny new series from SpongeBob SquarePants head writer Steven Banks.

Fast! Funny! Fresh! - Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times best-selling author of the Mr. Lemoncello's Library series

What are you waiting for? Open this book right now! - Tom Angleberger, New York Times best-selling author of the Origami Yoda series

Thanks to a series of unfortunate bites, eleven-year-old Tom is a triple threat: he's a Vam-Wolf-Zom. And just in time for the first day of middle school. So much for his Invisible Tom Plan. He never thought to make a What If I Turn Into A Vampire Werewolf Zombie Plan. Maybe it's time for a Run Away and Live Somewhere Else Plan?

With the help of his irrepressible best friend, Zeke, Tom tries to accept his future. Zeke thinks being a Vam-Wolf-Zom sounds EXCELLENT! (Zeke thinks everything sounds EXCELLENT!) At least he'll be able to stand up to the sixth-grade bully. The question is will the rest of Hamilton Middle School accept the Vam-Wolf-Zom, too?

Tom's toothsome saga is illustrated with clever, cartoon-style art on every spread. Created by an Emmy-nominated writer for SpongeBob, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, and CatDog, this new series is perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and The Last Kids on Earth. EXCELLENT!

Author: Steven Banks
Publisher: Holiday House
Published: 02/04/2020
Pages: 304
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 1.06lbs
Size: 9.30h x 5.60w x 0.80d
ISBN: 9780823445431
Audience: Ages 9-12

Accelerated Reader:
Reading Level: 4
Point Value: 5
Interest Level: Middle Grade
Quiz #/Name: 510430 / Middle School Bites


Review Citation(s):
Kirkus Reviews 10/15/2019
School Library Journal 12/01/2019 pg. 78
Booklist 12/01/2019 pg. 59

About the Author
Steven Banks is a writer who received an Emmy nomination as head writer on SpongeBob SquarePants, wrote for The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron and CatDog, has appeared on TV shows like Penn & Teller's Fool Us, attended Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Clown College, wrote a book called King of the Creeps, co-created the international theater sensation Shadowland, and lives in California with his wife. He was once bitten by a donkey, but did not turn into a Donkey Man.

Mark Fearing has never been bitten by a werewolf, a zombie, or a vampire. But he was bitten by the creative bug which is far more dangerous. Books he's illustrated include The Three Little Aliens and the Big Bad Robot, by Margaret McNamara, and Ben Franklin's in My Bathroom!, by Candace Fleming, as well as The Great Thanksgiving Escape, which he also wrote. He lives in Oregon with his family.

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