Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires

This fourth wall-breaking middle grade collection of spooky, scary, and spoopy stories for fans of Lemony Snicket...
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Author: Ben Acker
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Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires by Acker, Ben

Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires

€11,25

Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires

€11,25
Author: Ben Acker
Format: Paperback
Language: English
This fourth wall-breaking middle grade collection of spooky, scary, and spoopy stories for fans of Lemony Snicket and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark might just help you survive the night in a house full of vampires.If you are reading this book, then you must be trapped in that spooky house with those vampires. Sorry about that. But! You might just make it out if you manage to tell them one scary story each night in accordance with standard vampire rules. Don't know any scary stories? Good thing you found this book! Every tale in this tome is true...more or less (more more than less). You get a little bit of everything in this monster mash: from hitchhiking phantoms to women in white, a carnivore beast that loves a good vacation to a haunted mannequin with a bug problem, killer phones, concerned werewolves, you name it. Everything you need to keep those vampires on the edge of their seats--and well away from your neck. But beware...don't get too comfortable. Names have power, and if you whisper about too many things in the dark, they might just hear you.

Author: Ben Acker
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
Published: 08/29/2023
Pages: 192
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.26lbs
Size: 7.63h x 5.13w x 0.64d
ISBN: 9781665917018
Audience: Ages 9-12

About the Author
Ben Acker is best known as the cocreator and writer of The Thrilling Adventure Hour, a monthly comedic variety stage show and podcast in the style of old-timey radio. That would have been enough. Acker has written for television, comic books, and actual radio. Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires is his first book about defeating vampires with the power of storytelling.

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