Wehman Bros.' Irish Yarns Wit and Humor, No. 2

Wehman Bros.' Irish Yarns Wit and Humor, No. 2

This new and revised edition has been compiled to the present time, and contains valuable information for a foreigner to know before becoming a citizen of the land of his adoption. This practical volume embraces the following, viz:Declaration of IndependenceArticles of ConfederationConstitution of the United StatesTime required to procure residence in the United States, and the States of the United StatesDeclaration of AllegianceProof of ResidenceAdmission of AliensQuestions asked (and their answers) by the United States, District and State Supreme CourtsCosts of Fees, etc. It is well-printed, on a good quality of paper, and bound in colored cover, and will be sent by mail, postpaid, to any address on receipt of 15 Cents. At a political meeting an Irishman watched closely the trombone player in the band. Presently the man laid down his instrument and went out for a beer. Paddy investigated, and promptly pulled the horn to pieces. The player returned. Whos meddled mit my drombone? he roared. Oi did, said Paddy. Here yeve been for two hours tryin to pull it apart, an Oi did it in wan minute! It was in the wilds of Tipperary, and the local and long-suffering landlord had been ill-advised enough to ask for a bit of rent on accountthe same being some few years overdue. Roused to fury at this unlooked-for and, in their eyes, outrageous demand, Mike and Pat decided to wait for the base and greedy tyrant. And they didbehind a hedge with a shot-gun. An hour passed. Their feet and their fingers were numbed with the cold, and, worse than that, the dhrop or half-bottle of the crathur was gone. ......Buy Now (To Read More)

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Ebook Number: 60216
Author: Anonymous
Release Date: Sep 1, 2019
Format: eBook
Language: English