Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 11, 1892

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 11, 1892

In the Place Verte."The traveller," according to Bdeker, "should at once direct his steps to the Cathedral." Not going to be bullied by Bdeker! Shall assert my independence by directing steps somewhere else first. Carillon tinkling fitfully up in tower. Like an elderly ghost with failing memory, trying to play every tune she ever knew all at once on a cracked, old spinnet. Fancy I detect fragment of "The Heavens are Telling," tripped up by the "Old Hundredth," and falling over "Haydn's Surprise." Ghost tries back, and just as she seems about to arrive at something definitesuddenly gives it up as hopeless. To Church of St. Paulus, to see the Calvary. Small but highly intelligent Belgian Boy, who speaks English, insists on volunteering services. (Why aren't our street-boys taught French and German in Board Schools?make all the difference to foreigners in London.) Boy takes me up avenue of heroic-sized scriptural statues, introduces me to "Mose," "Dahvit mit de 'arp," and others. Kind of himbut I wish he would go. Offer him twopence. Boy declines with indignation. Young Belgium evidently high-minded and sensitive. He informs me that, in a certain church he refers to as "Sin Yack," there are "RUBENS' peecturemoch fine," and plainly proposes to conduct me thither. Mustn't hurt his feelings againso accept. Boy clumps on ahead, down alleys, and through back-streets, and round corners, looking round severely at intervals to see that I am not giving him the slip. Nice friendly little fellowbut despotic. Don't seem to be much nearer; "Sin Yack" evidently a saint of retiring disposition.... At last. Boy points him out triumphantly. Thank him, with apologies for taking him so much out of his way. Boy demands two francs. Hint, as delicately as possible, that I consider this estimate of the value of his time and society somewhat high. Boy peremptory. Give him fifty centimes. Boy abusive; follows me with uncomplimentary remarks. I can not go about Antwerp all day with a hostile boy harassing my rear like this! So undignified. However, shall find sanctuary with "Sin Yack." Every door closed. Boy at a distancechuckling, I am afraid. Shall walk onnot hurrying, but briskly. Boy gone at lastthank goodness!with Parthian yelp of "Rosbif!" ......Buy Now (To Read More)

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Ebook Number: 14707
Author: Various
Release Date: Jan 16, 2005
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Language: English