200 Monas by Saenz, Jan

200 Monas

For fans of Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Miranda July comes a whip-smart, irresistible novel about a college senior...
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Author: Jan Saenz
Format: Hardcover
Language: English
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200 Monas by Saenz, Jan

200 Monas

$95.99 $49.71

200 Monas

$95.99 $49.71
Author: Jan Saenz
Format: Hardcover
Language: English
For fans of Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Miranda July comes a whip-smart, irresistible novel about a college senior who has 48 hours to sell her recently deceased mother's surprise stash of rare pills, or suffer the consequences.

Arvy Keening is just trying to get through the week. Tantalizingly close to leaving her college years at Westheimer University behind, all she has to do is pass her finals, pack up her life, and ship off to San Francisco for a prestigious Big Pharma internship. The problem? Arvy just found 200 hits of Molly in her dead mother's closet. And when two drug dealers come to collect what they are owed, they reveal that the pills are not Molly, but Mona--a rare pharmaceutical that induces intense orgasms. The dealers give Arvy an ultimatum: Sell 200 Monas in 48 hours or die.

To aid in her seemingly impossible quest, Arvy recruits Wolf, Westheimer's resident drug dealer who also happens to be infuriatingly charming and distractingly sexy. In a race against the clock, Arvy and Wolf barrel through their college town, leaving a series of erotic shenanigans in their wake; appealing to horny co-eds, lonely barflies, and a mysterious sorority whose sisters have their own ideas for Mona's potential uses. But if Mona has a knack for unleashing visceral reactions in the body, what will it unlock in Arvy, who has been repressing grief over her mother's death for weeks?

Unashamedly brash, bold, and blistering, 200 Monas is a truly one-of-a-kind read, a playful and honest examination of sexuality and grief, and a sharp, searing love letter on how to release all that's inside you.

Author: Jan Saenz
Publisher: Little Brown and Company
Published: 03/03/2026
Pages: 368
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 1.18lbs
Size: 9.49h x 6.38w x 1.28d
ISBN: 9780316595889


Review Citation(s):
Publishers Weekly 01/19/2026
Kirkus Reviews 02/01/2026
Booklist 02/01/2026

About the Author

Jan Saenz is an author, poet, and educator who lives near Houston, Texas. 200 Monas is her debut novel.


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