Agnes, We're Not Murderers! by Alexander, Jessica
Agnes, We're Not Murderers! by Alexander, Jessica

Agnes, We're Not Murderers!

Lesbian vixens from another dead world thread through moon-drenched cornfields and opulent drawing rooms in this literary...
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Author: Jessica Alexander
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Language: English
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Agnes, We're Not Murderers! by Alexander, Jessica

Agnes, We're Not Murderers!

$27.54
Agnes, We're Not Murderers! by Alexander, Jessica

Agnes, We're Not Murderers!

$27.54
Author: Jessica Alexander
Format: Paperback
Language: English
Description

Lesbian vixens from another dead world thread through moon-drenched cornfields and opulent drawing rooms in this literary horror remix of iconic gothic sagas.


Agnes is wasting away. In a bed of velvet and silk, she dreams of death--and Mary.


Mary--a wraith with bloodstained gown and mouth--drips mystery and menace. She materializes beside a lake, beneath a pear tree, outside the window. She turns servants feral and plunges the manor into anarchy. Since her arrival, nothing is right. The maids snarl. The nights grow strange. Agnes swoons.


Her brother, Arthur, calls it a sickness. A curse. He stalks the halls with scissors in his fist. He wants purity and order. He'll strike out the unintelligible. He is not the only one. Others have begun to stir--jilted lovers, disgraced doctors, moralists with sharpened knives. The disorder is spreading. It's riotous. Contagious. They'll purify the world in flame.


Written partially through footnotes and with a mystery of interwoven red text, Agnes, We're Not Murderers! is an atmospheric gothic vampire journey for fans of Kathe Koja and Mark Z. Danielewski.



Author: Jessica Alexander
Publisher: Clash Books
Published: 06/16/2026
Pages: 236
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.62lbs
Size: 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.50d
ISBN: 9781968043087


Review Citation(s):
Publishers Weekly 04/13/2026
Library Journal 05/08/2026 pg. 1

About the Author
Jessica Alexander's books include None of This Is an Invitation (Astrophil Press, coauthored with Katie Jean Shinkle), That Woman Could Be You (BlazeVOX books, coauthored with Vi Khi Nao), and Dear Enemy (Subito Press). She lives in Chattanooga, TN.
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