Become a Genius in a Year: Discover Mind-Boggling Facts Every Day of the Year in This Hilarious New Book!

Become the most brilliant, mind-blowing genius in just ONE year! (No refunds!)

Are you ready to transform from an ordinary, pretty-smart kid into an outrageously clever, mega-brained, all-knowing genius in just 12 incredible months? This book is your ultimate guide to becoming the person everyone looks at and says, "Wow, how do they know EVERYTHING?!"

Prepare to unlock the secrets of the universe (or at least some of them). Discover how airplanes soar through the sky, which creepy spiders you definitely want to avoid, and even the art of cow-milking! You'll explore silly Viking nicknames, uncover what gets astronauts queasy in space, and finally crack the mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle.

Need instant brain-power bragging rights? Arm yourself with our "Instant Genius" facts that'll make jaws drop, eyes widen, and turn you into the most impressive person in the room. It's packed with fun, facts, and a dash of humor that'll make learning so exciting, you won't even realize how absurdly smart you're becoming.

Remember, if it's not in this book, you probably don't need to know it! The adventure to genius-level begins now.

Mike Rampton is the author of There's No Such Thing As A Silly Question (Nosy Crow, 2024) as well as several exciting books coming soon that he hasn't quite finished yet. He also writes for various newspapers and magazines, usually about loud music or how tired he is. He lives in Cambridge and has been bitten by a striking number of animals.

Gareth Williams is an illustrator and designer living in South Wales. He studied illustration at Swansea Metropolitan and since then has worked with leading stationery and greeting cards companies. His work has a strong illustrative influence, with lots of textures and layers to create a hand-drawn style.