Big Lizard by Lansdale, Joe R.

Big Lizard

Buster Nix is overweight, unhappy, and stuck, until he lands a job as a security guard at...
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Author: Joe R. Lansdale
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Language: English
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Big Lizard by Lansdale, Joe R.

Big Lizard

$53.99 $29.97

Big Lizard

$53.99 $29.97
Author: Joe R. Lansdale
Format: Paperback
Language: English

Buster Nix is overweight, unhappy, and stuck, until he lands a job as a security guard at Pick-A-Chicken, a fast-food chain where customers choose their own doomed bird. What Buster doesn't know is that the company's success comes from a deal with a Hell-born creature known as the Lizard God.

When Buster accidentally disrupts a supernatural ritual, he's burned by literal hellfire, and wakes up with the bizarre ability to transform into a giant, super-strong lizard. Unfortunately, his old boss, Elroy Cuzzins, didn't escape the ritual unscathed either. He's now Big Chicken: an enormous, homicidal rooster behind the wheel of a red sports car.

Armed with his new powers, a sarcastic one-eyed chicken named Socrates, and Isaac, a teenage tech genius living in the ruins of a Noah's Ark theme park, Buster sets out to defeat evil and maybe save himself in the process. But controlling his transformations, keeping Isaac alive, enduring Socrates' visions of Hell, and stopping a giant murderous chicken is... complicated.

Being a superhero was never supposed to be this messy.



Author: Joe R. Lansdale,Keith Lansdale
Publisher: Encyclopocalypse Publications
Published: 12/15/2025
Pages: 130
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.27lbs
Size: 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.33d
ISBN: 9781966037576

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