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Bride of the Fat White Vampire
After morphing into 187 very large white rats in the name of self-preservation, Jules Duchon is back...
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After morphing into 187 very large white rats in the name of self-preservation, Jules Duchon is back to his portly self, a member of that secret class of New Orleans citizens known as the undead. Though he would like nothing better than to spend his nights raising hell and biting flesh in his beloved French Quarter, duty calls when an exclusive club of blue blood vampires demands that the 450-pound cabbie find out who is attacking its young and beautiful members. Adding insult to injury, he has to enlist the help of a former foe: a black vampire named Preston. What's a vampire to do? Without the love of a woman to ease his pain, Jules isn't convinced that his undead life is worth living. He doesn't desire Doodlebug (she may be a woman now but Jules knew her back when she was just a boy) any more than he longs for Daphne, a rat catcher who nourishes a crush the size of Jules. No, only Maureen will do. Once a beautiful stripper with nothing but curve after curve to her bodacious body, now she is mere dust in a jar. But Jules will move heaven and earth to get her back . . . even if it means pulling her back from the dead.
Author: Andrew Fox
Publisher: Ballantine Group
Published: 08/03/2004
Pages: 448
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.81lbs
Size: 8.26h x 5.52w x 0.98d
ISBN: 9780345464088
Review Citation(s):
Kirkus Reviews 07/01/2004 pg. 594
PW Notes and Reprints 07/12/2004 pg. 49
Library Journal 07/01/2004 pg. 69
Booklist 08/01/2004 pg. 1912
Romantic Times 09/01/2004 pg. 30 - Very Good
Publishers Weekly 07/12/2004
About the Author
Andrew Jay Fox is the author of Fat White Vampire Blues and Bride of the Fat White Vampire. He was born in 1964 and grew up in North Miami Beach, Florida. The first movie he remembers seeing is Japanese monster fest Destroy All Monsters, viewed from the backseat of his stepdad's Caprice convertible. Early passions included Universal horror movies, 1950s giant monster flicks, WWII navy dramas, Planet of the Apes, and horror comics, particularly Marv Wolfman's and Gene Colan's "Tomb of Dracula."
Author: Andrew Fox
Publisher: Ballantine Group
Published: 08/03/2004
Pages: 448
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.81lbs
Size: 8.26h x 5.52w x 0.98d
ISBN: 9780345464088
Review Citation(s):
Kirkus Reviews 07/01/2004 pg. 594
PW Notes and Reprints 07/12/2004 pg. 49
Library Journal 07/01/2004 pg. 69
Booklist 08/01/2004 pg. 1912
Romantic Times 09/01/2004 pg. 30 - Very Good
Publishers Weekly 07/12/2004
About the Author
Andrew Jay Fox is the author of Fat White Vampire Blues and Bride of the Fat White Vampire. He was born in 1964 and grew up in North Miami Beach, Florida. The first movie he remembers seeing is Japanese monster fest Destroy All Monsters, viewed from the backseat of his stepdad's Caprice convertible. Early passions included Universal horror movies, 1950s giant monster flicks, WWII navy dramas, Planet of the Apes, and horror comics, particularly Marv Wolfman's and Gene Colan's "Tomb of Dracula."
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