Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys: A Fairly Short Book

"Dave Barry is one funny human."--San Francisco Examiner For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What...
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Author: Dave Barry
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Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys: A Fairly Short Book by Barry, Dave

Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys: A Fairly Short Book

$52.46

Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys: A Fairly Short Book

$52.46
Author: Dave Barry
Format: Paperback
Language: English
"Dave Barry is one funny human."
--San Francisco Examiner

For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow.

But that has not stopped Dave Barry from writing an entire book about them. If you're a guy--or if you're attempting to share a remote control with one--you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as:

Scratching
The role of guys in world history, including the heretofore-unknown relationship between the discovery of North America and golf
Why the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his children
The Noogie Gene
Why guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breasts
Secret guy orgasm-delaying techniques, including the Margaret Thatcher Method
Why guys prefer to believe that there is no such thing as a prostate
And much, much more


"Whether you're a guy--or attempting to share a bathroom with one--Barry has some wacky words of wisdom for you."
--USA Today

Author: Dave Barry
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Published: 04/09/1996
Pages: 226
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.47lbs
Size: 8.24h x 5.36w x 0.60d
ISBN: 9780449910269

About the Author
Dave Barry is a professional journalist. In this capacity, he has test-fired a potato cannon, driven the world's fastest lawnmower, barfed in an F-16 fighter jet, played the part of a corpse in an opera, picked his son up at junior high school in the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, and used a sparking Barbie doll to set fire to a pair of underpants on national television. But he also has a frivolous side.

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