Eternal Questions: A Maybe Interesting List

Iwanna, the only thing eternal about these questions is damnation.-Dante AlighieriIwanna, you have too many references to...
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Author: Iwanna Twainbee
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Language: English
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Eternal Questions: A Maybe Interesting List by Twainbee, Iwanna

Eternal Questions: A Maybe Interesting List

$51.65

Eternal Questions: A Maybe Interesting List

$51.65
Author: Iwanna Twainbee
Format: Hardcover
Language: English


Iwanna, the only thing eternal about these questions is damnation.

-Dante Alighieri


Iwanna, you have too many references to the hand of god, the great wisdom traditions, etc., etc., etc. You are a boob, Iwanna. THERE IS NO GOD. GOT IT? NONE!

-Friedrich Nietzsche, a None not a Nun


Iwanna, if you wanna get to heaven, you gotta raise a little hell, and not waste time on what you claim to be eternal questions.

-The Ozark Mountain Daredevils


Iwanna, I kant get interested in any of these questions because the answers aren't categorically imperative.

-Immanuel Kant


Iwanna, your book title is deceitful, for surely you think your questions are truly interesting and not just maybe interesting. Please stop being irrational and emotional.

-Ayn Rand. (And, Iwanna, I don't wanna you to take this emotionally, but my name is pronounced "Iiiieeeyyyyn" not "Ann", YOU IGNORANT SLUT!)


Iwanna, as the all knowing and all seeing Great Prophet of Two Millenia I refuse to get Tangled up in You. To quote my friend, Michael Jackson, BEAT IT!

-Bob Dylan, Nobel Lariat


Ethics, Schmethics.

-Aristotle


I hate all you bastards.

-Iwannna




Iwanna Twainbee attended St. Petersburg Missouri Community College where she mainly smoked cigars and got drunk with her friends. Mark Twain appeared during her seances, and, fortunately, he became her guru.




Author: Iwanna Twainbee
Publisher: Atmosphere Press
Published: 04/25/2022
Pages: 106
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 0.60lbs
Size: 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.38d
ISBN: 9781639883158

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