Fart Squad #2: Fartasaurus Rex by Pilger, Seamus

Fart Squad #2: Fartasaurus Rex

It's the second adventure from the smelt-it, dealt-it, you-can-fasten-your-seat-belt-but-they-might-melt-it . . . fearless FART SQUAD! This laugh-out-loud...
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Author: Seamus Pilger
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Language: English
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Fart Squad #2: Fartasaurus Rex by Pilger, Seamus

Fart Squad #2: Fartasaurus Rex

$21.99 $15.95

Fart Squad #2: Fartasaurus Rex

$21.99 $15.95
Author: Seamus Pilger
Format: Paperback
Language: English

It's the second adventure from the smelt-it, dealt-it, you-can-fasten-your-seat-belt-but-they-might-melt-it . . . fearless FART SQUAD! This laugh-out-loud chapter book series is perfect for Captain Underpants fans. With black-and-white illustrations throughout and port-a-potties full of bathroom humor, young readers will be giggling from start to finish.

When Darren Stonkadopolis and the rest of the Fart Squad are bussed off to the Natural History Museum, Darren melts a petrified tar pit with a volcano-hot fart. And when he does, he lets out what the pit had been holding in--the deadliest farter in all history, the ferocious Fartasaurus Rex. Now it's up to the Fart Squad to chow down, power up, and blast this prehistoric beast back to the Flatulent Age before the whole town becomes fossil fuel!

"If you can smell what this dino had for lunch, you might be dinner!"--It's a Gas with Smooth Flo on WCPU

"Fart attacks are up 82 percent all over the city. Sneak fart attacks are up 90 percent."--Good Morning, Buttzville

"The business end of this dino means business!"--PassingtonPost.com



Author: Seamus Pilger
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 09/01/2015
Pages: 112
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.10lbs
Size: 7.70h x 5.10w x 0.20d
ISBN: 9780062290472
Audience: Ages 9-12

Accelerated Reader:
Reading Level: 5.2
Point Value: 1
Interest Level: Lower Grade
Quiz #/Name: 176753 / Fartasaurus Rex

About the Author
Pilger, Seamus: -

Seamus Pilger is an award-winning fartologist and a burrito enthusiast. He first became interested in superfartabilities while studying the alternate forms of propulsion for space travel. While intergalactic gastroenterological propulsion failed, Seamus has made many discoveries in the fermentation of foods in humans. Seamus is a graduate at FRT. He is a lifelong vegetarian and lives on a bean farm in Minnesota.

Gilpin, Stephen: -

Stephen Gilpin is the award-winning illustrator of dozens of children's books and has worked for tons of awesome clients. He lives and works with his wife, Angie, in Hiawatha, Kansas.

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