Guinea Pigs Don't Wear Pants by Farias, Chris Paul

Guinea Pigs Don't Wear Pants

Guinea Pigs Don't Wear Pants is a whimsically joyful and empowering children's book that celebrates individuality across...
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Author: Chris Paul Farias
Format: Hardcover
Language: English
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Guinea Pigs Don't Wear Pants by Farias, Chris Paul

Guinea Pigs Don't Wear Pants

$22.78

Guinea Pigs Don't Wear Pants

$22.78
Author: Chris Paul Farias
Format: Hardcover
Language: English

Guinea Pigs Don't Wear Pants is a whimsically joyful and empowering children's book that celebrates individuality across the rainbow-hued spectrum. With playful rhymes and exuberant illustrations, author-illustrator Chris Paul (Rainbows) Farias celebrates the freedom to express yourself and the beauty of being exactly who you are.

Readers are invited to imagine a world where animals are hilariously limited in what they can do while humans are gloriously free to saunter, flaunt, and wear just what you want. From lipsticked llamas to tumbling giraffes, each page bursts with colorful chaos and loving affirmation.

At its heart, this is the book Chris wished they'd had as a kid growing up in a small town--one that gently opens the door to conversations about self-expression, gender, and being true to yourself.



Author: Chris Paul Farias
Publisher: Rebel Goose Books
Published: 06/02/2026
Pages: 32
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 1.05lbs
Size: 10.20h x 10.20w x 0.40d
ISBN: 9781069467911
Audience: Ages 4-8

About the Author
Farias, Chris Paul: -

Chris Paul (Rainbows) Farias is an award-winning creative strategist, storyteller, and TikToker with over 315K followers. They went viral for requesting "the gayest cake ever" to celebrate their marriage. Founder of Unicorn Rebellion, Chris speaks to young students about creativity, identity, and joy. They were recently awarded a King Charles III Coronation Medal by the Hamilton YWCA for their advocacy and fundraising work supporting the 2SLGBTQIA+ community.

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