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How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend
"With equal parts heart and hilarity, Jordon Greene's latest triumph is a quirky, queer ride for anyone...
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"With equal parts heart and hilarity, Jordon Greene's latest triumph is a quirky, queer ride for anyone who loved While You Were Sleeping as much as I did." -Robbie Couch, New York Times bestselling author
The Feeling of Falling in Love meets While You Were Sleeping in this delightful rom-com about a nonbinary teen kitchen witch finding both family and romance in the least likely of circumstances.
Standing at the foot of my comatose crush's hospital bed is not how I envisioned becoming Hayden's partner. First I needed to find out if he's even into the theys, then hopefully some flirting, a cute date up in the valley or at Taco Bell, a kiss. The normal cutesy stuff, but this? No! Hayden wasn't supposed to get hurt, especially not a trauma-induced extended nap from slipping on a wet floor at my job. On top of that, one of the nurses told his family we're dating. Sure, it might have been because that's what I told her when I was trying to get to his room to see him...but it's not true.
The wild part is his family believes it! They really think I'm the Hayden Marcus's short little curly-haired enbyfriend. His partner! With one little lie, now they think he isn't straight, and I'm terrified he actually is.
So now I'm having Thanksgiving with a family I barely know because, as far as they're concerned, I'm "dating" their son. I can't tell if this is a sign my love spell worked, or if I royally messed up and I'm being punished. I mean this family is amazing. It's everything I wish I had, and honestly more. But it's all based on a lie.
Oh, and as if all of that wasn't bad enough, my comatose crush has an even cuter brother who I think I might be falling for...
Author: Jordon Greene
Publisher: F/K Teen
Published: 03/10/2026
Pages: 366
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 1.17lbs
Size: 8.50h x 5.50w x 1.06d
ISBN: 9798218456115
Audience: Young Adult
About the Author
Greene, Jordon: - Jordon Greene is the award-winning author of EVERY WORD YOU NEVER SAID and A MARK ON MY SOUL. He can usually be found at his favorite little coffee shop with his found family or posting online about his latest Asian-pop music or BL drama obsession. An alumnus of the University of North Carolina at Charlotte with a B.S. in Political Science, he works full-time as a software engineer. Jordon lives in Kannapolis, NC with his children Genji and Freyr (aka his cats).
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