How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (and They Will)

Move over zombies and adolescent vampires. There's a new threat in town--and it's only twelve inches tall....
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Author: Chuck Sambuchino
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How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (and They Will) by Sambuchino, Chuck

How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (and They Will)

$36.20

How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (and They Will)

$36.20
Author: Chuck Sambuchino
Format: Hardcover
Language: English
Move over zombies and adolescent vampires.

There's a new threat in town--and it's only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it's here.
Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system--Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply--for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognizing and interpreting the signs of a gathering hoard, and--in the event that a secured perimeter is breached--confronting and combating the attackers at close range.

Author: Chuck Sambuchino
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
Published: 09/07/2010
Pages: 112
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 0.68lbs
Size: 8.22h x 6.60w x 0.77d
ISBN: 9781580084635

About the Author
Chuck Sambuchino (@chucksambuchino) of Writer's Digest Books edits the GUIDE TO LITERARY AGENTS and the CHILDREN'S WRITER'S & ILLUSTRATOR'S MARKET. His Guide to Literary Agents Blog is one of the largest blogs in publishing. His 2010 humor book, HOW TO SURVIVE A GARDEN GNOME ATTACK, was optioned by Sony Pictures. His latest humor book, WHEN CLOWNS ATTACK: A SURVIVAL GUIDE (Sept. 29, 2015), will protect people everywhere from malicious bozos and jokers who haunt our lives. His books have been mentioned in Reader's Digest, USA Today, the New York Times, The Huffington Post, Variety, New York Magazine, and more.

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